Man I love Star Trek. I need something to do to entertain myself after my retirement. Wanna guess my favorite character?
Don't mess with the Klingon |
Cuban Revolution of 1959:
Does anybody remember who was running the boat before I jumped into the captain's chair. Fulgencio Batista was a brutal dictator. When a couple citizens (like myself) started the revolt, I saw Batista attack peasants. Why wouldn't I fight this good fight? Come on guys...I'm super serial
Bay of Pigs:
Here is what Wikipedia has to say about this. It makes me lol everytime:
"The Bay of Pigs Invasion was an unsuccessful action by a CIA-trained force"
haha. LOVE IT!
Cuban Missile Crisis
Okay. Let's get serious about this beast. Times were tough, tensions were high. I didn't want to start a nuclear war! I wanted to only protect my Cigars and Tocororos (those are birds).
Due to government restrictions (who implemented those? ;-)) That's all I'm allowed to saw. For now, so long.
xoxo
-CasTro
Here's looking at you kid |